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Hi! It’s Fantastic JackTM  your friendly, iconoclastic, almost always toss the favorite, horsetrack handicapper.  But –before I go on with what I do ~ lets pause for a minute and talk about you… How would you like to spend your windfall?  And by windfall, I mean with a capital “W”!!!! 

RIGHT NOW.  Right this very minute-Grab a pen and a pad and jot down how you would like to spend the cash, here, and now, is not the place to dream small.

How about buy a home, ah- hell- buy two!
Wish to pay off all your bills?
Shoppin’ spree give ya thrills?
Thinkin’ about the kids higher education?
Or, perhaps, a much needed Belize vacation?
Have you been eyeballin’ that new Lotus Elise?
Are you into fine art? Antiques?

Whatever it is- I want you to write it down- and put that list in a safe for 10 months or so.
*Track on for a week and see what happens!

Watch us “clang the bells”  again this coming Christmas Eve.  I’ve been averaging $4,880.00 track extraction every 6 days for 13 years ( June 11th starts my 14th year).

I give out my selections from my own copywritable formula and don’t foresee any signs of my formula falling apart anytime soon- in fact, just the opposite holds true- I recently modified my system for the 1st time in 11 years to broaden account base from 72 to 113 without the American Tote board being effected!  And it doesn’t matta if this is your first time playin’ da ponies, or simply the first time today- you simply must win a minimum of 900.00 in 6 days or less- or your entire weekly consultants fee is refunded, period.

At Fantastic Jack, we take playin’ da ponies seriously, no seriously.  NO-seriously.

Don’t think for a minute that I’m like all those other tout services hyping up their business-far from it.  In fact- I pride myself on being your atypical handicapper insomuch as I not only toss the favorite in almost every race, but study other tout service selections and only feel comfortable circling a horse when other services either overlook my pick or betta yet- toss him out altogether- once I’m satisfied first, second and third selections are overbet- then I’ll name my selection.

More often than not I handicap from the point of view of—which horse is most apt to sit in behind the pace than sweep up and “get there” before the favorite.

And I catch a jaw droppin’ 83% of my selections- that’s more than double the national average of 32.6% on average- for every 100 horses I give out 83 finish in the money—21 win 28 place 34 show- only 17 outta 100 finish off the board and—with sexy payouts to boot:

Average Fantastic Jack Returns

   
National Average
$26.60
WIN
7.20
$17.80
PLACE
4.60
$10.40
SHOW
3.30
$244.10
EXACTA
19.70
$761.00
TRIFECTA
67.80
1.9
AMOUNT OF BETS WAGERED BEFORE HITTING A WINNA
5.4

Presently- I am not only the winningest handicapper in the game, but the only one that not only tells you what horse to ride home on- but at 4 minutes to post, what maximum odds to shift to another horse.  And those “maximum odds”  are not just a hypothetical 25-1 or 48-1, but rather an acute figure with a build in 4.5% “play” to allow for adjustments.

These maximum odds are actually a game within a game.  And, believe me, the first time you are privy to a pony likened to, say 46-1 or less (but at least as high as 15-1 morning line) at 4 minutes to post- you’ll be amazed and thrilled when, as you watch the race unfold, see my horse pull up for 2nd at 42-1 under a 30-1 shot paying roughly 45.00 to place and the second leg of a 500.00 to 800.00 exacta.

And the beauty part is-this scenario unfolds, not once a year, but, honest to God- on average- twice a week!!!  More often than not, my handicapping skills race the race in midstretch- every factor is considered
 

  • Long Bias
  • Horse Habits
  • Trainer Trends
  • Short Biases
  • Jockey Juxtapositions
  • Polytypic Pace
  • Speed Sharks
  • Class Rules
  • Conditionings

Then, and only then do I factor in my x factor, that I guarandamntee no handicapper, professional or otherwise even considers. Ever.

I am my own oddsmaker, so to speak- for example say I give you a horse that is 25-1 morning line- but I liken his overall odds of rallying to win (at those odds)  at 2-1 early on (track attendance vs. morning line).  But at 4 minutes to post, morning line choice prevails as betting favorite, and my horse goes up around 52-1.  I might liken his chances now, at 3-5 to score the upset- and have ya dancin’ and laughin’ at em’.

All you gotta do- for dreams to come true—is ride my horses home.

In fact, if in any week you fail to extract a minimum of $900.00
you get your full weekly service fee refunded!

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