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The
Glands
Jockey’s weigh in at around 118 lbs. ~
I’ve been told, based simply on my massive longshots 50 - 80 - 110-1 that
this must be the weight of my gonads each. You decide.
Click on “HOT LIKE A ROCKET” pointer
above, for proof, this is a list of horses I gave out in 4 best races of
the day- that prevailed—and at a price.
And, oh yeah- it’s not braggin’ if it’s
true, but I don’t intend to rest on my laurels- big deal- I hit some beautiful
scores before – who cares!! You’re buying in now, you’re not necessarily
interested in what I did, but, to be fair- what I can do—for you.
And let me just say- this “is” the place,
and “today” is the day.
Are you ready for some supremely overlooked
ponies that are ready to pay solid dividends?
Sexy pay-outs all around- and a guaranteed
minimum take-plus- my personal daily phone call giving you my selections
and to personally welcome you aboard?
Come- jump into
the pool of 72;
Become a card carrying member of the Fleet
Command Academy or, if you’re really serious about really serious money
enlist in the Mothership Connection.
And dig this- My horses finish more in
the money, than not.
I mean , any monkey can pick the favorite
to prevail, I on the other hand, opt for “practical value” longshots so
superfly overlooked they defy the program.
If you’ve ever subscribed to tout service
information in the past, you will appreciate when I say they are not in
the business of picking honest winnas, furthermore, if they were forced
to follow their own sage advice, they would go bankrupt.
No, sadly- tout services get fatta, linin’
their pockets, not by giving sound advice, but by recruiting a steady stream
of new accounts (suckas) with a surefire winner in a “big race” and their
guarantee is "if our ruff n’ready 2-1 shot should fail to win this race,
we’ll give ya an entire month free." Big deal. The month “free”
of 4-1 shots finishing 3rd , 4th , 5th are built in the one day big
race price. Run-they saw you coming!
Consistently, all too often, the biggest,
most advertised tout services give a horse that tires mid-stretch or puts
up a run too late and if you’re lucky settles for 3rd place. Picture
a monkey, blindfolded, throwin’ darts – sure, he might hit once in a while,
but, honestly, he’s just going through the motions. He knows not
what he does.
When I think of tout services , the monkey
almost always comes to mind, actually, this is a disservice to the monkey
who probably has a higher ROI than your garden variety tout service (exaggerated
claims by all, credibility had by none).
I don’t have any vendetta against those
services (no wait, yes I do!)
I kinda find it disturbing that collectively
they cash less than 33% of all their tickets- extending empty information
that borders on the unethical.
Are you drowning in information yet starving
for knowledge
Ok, than toss your program away or better
still, cancel your tout service membership stop the dread disease called
PARALYSIS
OF ANALYSIS
Handicapping a race, at that point becomes
a crutch (er?…..handicapped!)
In fact, here’s a neat idea, I’d love
to see come to pass… for all tout services to collectively form a consortium,
post picks on a universal site, police selections, and any tout service
not producing a profit in, say, something like 10 days…. That particular
tout service would be barred from selling their selection for next 3 months-
but, alas, don’t count on that happening- because these monsters and their
voracious appetites exist simply because a fresh crop of bettors starving
for knowledge, are signing up all the time.
Yet, tout services know no more than
you… you are only duped into believing they do,
but, they know what you want to hear.
In fact, aren’t you tired of all those
overplayed songs those tout services sing in your ear, daily? (or-as I
refer to them- the "stepford wives joke service")
Just in case you’ve forgotten, here’s a
top ten of all those tout services songs they’re all guilty of singing.
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"Our horse can’t lose today" (yet can’t even
hold on for second!)
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"We received inside information today" (Riiiight!!!
Inside an 8 ball or a fortune cookie?)
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"Our horse has never run so cheaply before”
(read: no better than 4th)
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"Our selection is runnin’ with new equipment
today!!" (yes it is… but jet rockets ain’t one of them!)
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"Our horse will maintain it’s value,
and win at a price today" ( ok…if you think 3-1 is value, the Everglades
is loaded with waterfront potential.
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"This horse is shipping in fresh from__________"
(fill in with any respectable level 1 racetrack) and will tear up the track
today (perhaps, but not with this field, and not today) (the only way this
horse could win, today, is if all the other horses scratched)
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"Our horse is in today with a new trainer"
( by default: the last one left in disgust, and was talking to a glue factory
on his cell, on his way out the door!)
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"The trainer called us this morning and said
this horse looks like a winna today" (well, not exactly, what he really
said was : man, if this horse don’t look just like that other horse,
that won on the track, this distance only 8 months ago, what was his name
again?
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"Let’s rob the bank legally" (oops, sorry,
meant, let’s rob YOU legally, hell yeah!) And the Granddaddy
of all insulting overplayed ear candy
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"We pay clockers six figures a year for solid
savvy information, and we’re being told this horse is gonna win today"
(win? Er…meant…run, yeah that’s right---run!!!)
Well-ladies
and gentlemen
it’s time for a now song and dance...put
on your dancin’ shoes cause I’m a gonna have ya dancin’ that cash extraction
mambo.
And have ya singin’ “Once ya
go Jack, ya never go back!”
I love to spread good news, love to give
out a 50-1 shot that finishes full of run on top- Yes—change is good.
But da foldin’ money is what I’m after!
We have no horse owner ties, no skim for
bombs, just a healthy satisfaction of knowing – our horse won- paid a ton-
and causing all my accounts to prosper and smile.
Dollar for Dollar the best value in handicapping
available. Period. Bar None.
In fact, show me anywhere, where one could
make on average $4,880.00 in a week- not the stock market, not futures.
Remember that list? Well hurry—call
or e-mail Christmas is comin’!
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